Aku bukannya tamak tapiii....

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I was suppose to do the tag from Carol and Emily but I just got really blur and blank and really can't think. (did I say this twice already?).

Yesterday was a very frustrating day for me. I really need the internet connection to run well because I was suppose to get email and prints a lot of reports out of it BUT the connection seems too jelous of me that it keeps on coming out as error everytime I log in.

Ok enough of the bla..bla..bla... The title is all about this story that I am going to tell you.I've received this email fro a friend and feel like I really need post it here. Yes I know it is a lame old story but what the h**k I don't care I still want to post it here so you guys just have to read it. LOL (evil laugh....)

"Pada satu hari, Pak Ali pergi ke hutan untuk mencari kayu api. Apabila lalu kat kawasan tasik, Pak Ali tergelincir dan kapak buruknye terjatuh dalam tasik tu. Maka datanglah Pari Pari Tasik kepada Pak Ali.
Pari Pari: Kenapa dengan kau?
Pak Ali: Kapak aku terjatuh kedalam tasik.
Pari Pari pun menyelam dan kembali bersama kapak perak.
Pari Pari: Inikah kapak kamu?
Pak Ali: Tidak. Pari Pari pun menyelam dan kembali bersama kapak emas.
Pari Pari: Inikah kapak kamu?
Pak Ali: Tidak, kapak aku buruk sahaja. Pari pari pun menyelam dan kembali bersama kapak buruk.
Pari Pari: Inikah kapak kamu?
Pak Ali: Ya, itulah kapak buruk aku.

Pari Pari Tasik suka sikap Pak Ali yang jujur itu lalu memberikan ketiga-tiga kapak itu kepadanya.

Pada hari lain pulak. Pak Ali berjalan di sekitar tasik yang sama bersama isterinya. Kali ni isterinye plak yang jatuh kedalam tasik. Pak Ali susah hati. Maka datanglah Pari Pari Tasik kepada Pak Ali.

Pari Pari: Kenapa kau bersedih?
Pak Ali: Isteriku jatuh kedalam tasik. Pari Pari pun menyelam dan kembali bersama Christina Aguilera.
Pari Pari: Inikah isteri kau?
Sambil menangis Pak Ali menjawab... "ya, itulah isteriku..."
Pari Pari pun marah, "Sungguh ku tak sangka, kau yang jujur satu masa dulu telah menjadi tamak".

Sambil menahan pilu Pak Ali menjawab, "Aku bukan tamak, kalau aku kata 'tidak' pada Christina Aguilera... kau akan bawakan pula Britney Spears...kalau aku katakan 'tidak' juga, barulah kau bawakan isteriku...bila aku kata 'ya', kau akan berikan mereka bertiga padaku...". Aku yang miskin ni tak mampu tanggung mereka semua".

Just a short one

271107 0900

Yes a very brief and short entry here.

I've got tag or meme as some people call it from Emily but I can't seems to crack my head and do it. Got quite blur these few days.

Actually I am in a midst of doing two very big project. One with $$ coming in and one with $$ going out. What's left for me? hehehehe 0-0 (kusung kusung) as people called it.

Okey gtg. Will update on the two big projects and Emily, will do the meme soon. I promise you.

Baca la kalau berani

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Yellow everbody....It's Monday and already I've been given an assignment. I've been tagged...***sob...sob*** by Emily.

Okey la...okey la.. thanks boss Emily ;P for the assignment. So this is what I was suppose to do.


The rules for this particular meme:

1. Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog.

2. Share 7 random and or weird things about yourself.

3. Tag 7 random people at the end of your post and include links to their blogs.

4. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.


OMG! Weird things about myself? (Same like Emily's) I have to really squeez my little-almost-full-kindda-almost-as-hard-as-stone-brain. ok....ok... start thinking Quirin.......


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updates : 4 days later

Sorry Emily, I just can't think and I have to take 4 days to do the tag. So here it goes

1. I talk to myself ALL THE TIME

2. I love to day dream and I can even day dream while taking my shower

3. I like looking at people while they are eating. -> does that sound weird enough?

4. I love to sleep---> hehehe now that's not even weird right.

5. I can talk and smile to other people and on the same time trying to remember his/her name

6. I love to have a lot of friends but I am the kind of person who need the other party to start the conversation first then I can talk.

7. (waw it number 7 already...yipeeee)...I will buy a lot of magazine but I can't remember reading all of it.I think I still have piles of mag which I haven't read.

Phewwww.... at last.... ok now I am tagging all of you who read this... hehehe that's what the header meant. So go.... do this tag. LOL

My angels

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Every time Christmas approaches I always have in mind this question "What gift am I going to buy for my two younger brother?". You see there are growing up, I mean really fast. I can't still buy them those cheap toys anymore nor can I afford to buy them those expensive gifts. I ever once ask them to write their wish list for Christmas gift and when I read it OMG OMG OMG they ask for Hand phone (with specific brand some more), PSP, Xbox... and all the expensive gadget yo just name it, its in their list.(Mati la kakak kamurang macam ni).

Well this year, I sort of give them advance Christmas gift (I share with my 2nd sister actually). A trip to KL and of course having fun at Genting City of Entertainment.

(I can't really remember when this photo taken but surely not this year)

Well I think I will need to start cracking my head to think what are the things to buy for their second Christmas gift.

House anyone..?

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I have been planning or should I say more to been dreaming to build my own house since I finish my study way back in 2000. And now it is begining to come true. Well nothing much happen actually, just visualizing and cost accounting actually. Land? hehehe got already, $$? ermmmm.. got the plan where to look for, plan?.... ermmmmm imaginary yes... Actually my family house is quite big and spacey.(did I spell it correct?).As for me, well I don't really like a big house. Anybody can give me some idea how big I can build a house with RM150,000.00 budget?

I know..I know... it is frustrating when you have the image in your mind but can't even transfer it in the paper.(again being someone who is not artistic).So apa lagi, I browse through the net and wallaaaaa.... found these two sites with a lot of house plans and picture.

cool house plans

eplans

Well the truth is, the pictures does not really match what I have in mind but at least I have a bit of what I dream of in some of the pictures. You know I really love house with a big veranda covering maybe 1/2 of the house, Split level single storey, with maybe 3 bedroom, 2 restroom, kitchen (of course la kan), separate dining room, family living room and guest living room. (wah what a dream got $$ ka?).

(I also want to have this type of landscape)

Well DH is a Quantity Sourveyor so I am sure he knows how to calculate the cost and put everything in place. As of now, I am doing my sourvey on what to put inside the house and how to decorate it.

Okey I should pen off now and browse for my dream Interior Design.(I ever dream once to become an Interior Designer but I fail in my "Lukisan". *sob..sob..sob..)

.......will be continue with the inside of the house.....

Health Tips

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Osindak wants me to give a tip on health.

The rules

• Copy the whole thing, skim the list and put a * star beside those that you like. (Check out especially the * starred ones.)
• Share one of your own health tips (tip on how to be more healthy) with others.
• Try to make your tip short but informative.
• Tag at least 2 person.

1. Be happy - Everyday health and beauty *
2. Be contented with what God Bless us - chanelwong *
3. Be faithful - Ruth
4. Laugh a lot - Chinnee *
5. Take time out for rest and relaxation - Kiasumum *
6. A real work out for sweating - Dora *
7. Exercise (walk, jog or swim) - Deana *
8. Eat at least 5 times (small meal) a day and not 3 times big meal. Jenn ***
9. AVOID fizzy drinks! - osindak *
10. Relax and be cool (so that you won't get headache) - Quirin ***Does this count? think so***

So, I'm tagging you guys:

Faye
Che'gu Carol

Come on lets share your health tips

How I wish it's true

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I received this "Likeness Quiz" invitation in my Facebook account this morning and being curious myself I answered the questions to know what type of *cough* supermodel I am. (huh supermodel?!!! *laugh...laugh..laugh*)

To my surprise I am.....

Which Supermodel are you? (Likeness Quiz)

You are most like Heidi Klum because of your Supermodel Likeness Quiz

OMG!!!!!!!!!!! I never thought that I am or should I say EVEN MATCH one of these supermodels!!!!!! LOL. OMG stop laughing...stop laughing... karas parut I

New members

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Just a simple and short entry here.

Wanna congrats Mr. Triple D on the birth of His first baby girl yesterday.

Congratulations and may God bless your family.

*clap....clap...clap...*

It's coming..

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Yes, Christmas is coming. I think I am the only one who haven't talk about x'mas. Everybody else is soooo excited. Well to tell the truth, after my beloved mum passed away 4 years ago, Christmas for me is just another holiday. Really. You see, losing someone who is the one who always bring the light of x'mas in you house really makes you sad and can't even think about celebrating x'mas. But this year, I have been doing blog-hopping and eveybody seems to have the spirit of x'mas since as far as October, so thanks to you guys, now I am up and about. I myself is excited to celebrate x'mas.

With the fire burning up the excitment of x'mas, I do my usual surf of what christmas really means and everthing about x'mas in all things christmas . (not that I don't know what Christmas all about my whole life). You can definitley find everything you want to know about x'mas there.

Here are some of the things that I came accross:-

Christmas is an annual holiday that celebrates the birth of Jesus. Christmas festivities often combine the commemoration of Jesus' birth with various secular customs, many of which have been influenced by earlier winter festivals. The date as a birthdate for Jesus is traditional, and is not considered to be his actual date of birth.

The word "Christmas" is a contraction of two words "Christ's mass" and is derived from the Middle English Christemasse and Old English Cristes mæsse, a phrase first recorded in 1038. In early Greek versions of the New Testament, the letter Χ (chi), is the first letter of Christ (Χριστός). Since the mid-16th century Χ, or the similar Roman letter X, was used as an abbreviation for Christ. Thus, Xmas is an abbreviation for Christmas.

The Christmas wreath is a symbol of god’s eternal love for us. The violet candle symbolizes faith and the rose colored candle the joy of the advent season. The first candle placed on the Christmas wreath is known as the Prophets candle signifying the hope of the arrival of Jesus’ arrival. The second candle is the Bethlehem candle, reminding people that God was born in a humble manner in a manger.

The third candle to be lit on the Xmas wreath is the Shepherds candle and the last is the angels candle. This is the symbol of the peace and joy that the advent season offers us. The Christmas wreaths are also used in the protestant churches and in all the parts of the world.

Presently you can select from a wide variety of Christmas wreaths that are easily available in the markets. You can select Balsam Fir or the Scotch pine as a background for the Christmas wreaths. Christmas wreaths are placed in homes on the front doors or the balcony. This is a sign that you welcome the advent season into your house.

You can select from a wide range of Christmas wreaths according to the other home decorations. The Christmas wreathe can also be decorated by the use of ribbons and bells. The wreaths can be given a personal touch by adding some natural cones and berries to the wreathe. The Christmas wreathe can easily be detached as you take down the decorations of your house and keep it for the next advent season. Christmas wreathes can also be made by your own hands. With a little imagination and creativity it is possible to prepare a wreathe that will delight you and add to the beauty of the Christmas decorations as well.

Did you know that…

.......In Brazil, Christmas presents are hidden outdoors (it is warm and they do not have to worry about snow) and children have to search for them.
.......The words 'Kriss Kringle' mean Christ-child and form the basis of a medieval legend that the infant Jesus himself gave presents.
.......A South Carolina mother had her 12-year-old son arrested for opening his Christmas presents too early in 2006.
........Buy-Nothing-Christmas is a movement that wishes to de-commercialize Christmas by inviting people to become members and practice the group’s ideals. The campaign later changed into a broader “Buy Nothing Day”. The “Buy Nothing Day” website says the special non-buying day is now observed in 55 countries.
........Have you ever wondered about the total cost of each item in the "Twelve Days of Christmas" song? The grand total of the contents of the song for 2006 is $18,920.59. And that's in U.S. Dollars!

how I wish this is how we choose christmas tree here in Sabah.

Sisters...

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Something so beautiful to share with you...

A young wife sat on a sofa on a hot humid day, drinking iced tea and visiting with her Mother.

As they talked about life, about marriage, about the responsibilities of life and the obligations ofadulthood, the mother clinked the ice cubes in her glass thoughtfully and turned a clear, sober glance upon her daughter.

"Don't forget your Sisters," she advised, swirling the tea leaves to the bottom of her glass. "They'll be more important as you get older. No matter how much you love your husband, no matter how much you love the children you may have, you are still going to need Sisters. Remember to go places with them now and then; do things with them."

"Remember that 'Sisters' means ALL the women...your girlfriends, your daughters, and all your other women relatives too. "You'll need other women. Women always do."

What a funny piece of advice!' the young woman thought. Haven't I just gotten married? Haven't I just joined the couple-world? I'm now a married woman, for goodness sake! A grownup! Surely my husband and the family we may start will be all I need to make my life worthwhile!'

But she listened to her Mother. She kept contact with her Sisters and made more women friends each year. As the years tumbled by, one after another,she gradually came to understand that her Mom really knew what she was talking about. As time and nature work their changes and their mysteries upon a woman, Sisters are the mainstays of her life.

After more than 30+ years of living in this world, here is what I've learned:

THIS SAYS IT ALL:

Time passes.

Life happens.

Distance separates.

Children grow up.

Jobs come and go.

Love waxes and wanes.

Men don't do what they're supposed to do.

Hearts break.

Parents die.

Colleagues forget favors.

Careers end.

BUT.........

Sisters are there, no matter how much time and how many miles are between you.

A girl friend is never farther away than needing her can reach.

When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you have to walk it by yourself, the women in your lifewill be on the valley's rim, cheering you on, praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on your behalf, and waiting with open arms at thevalley's end.

Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walkbeside you...

Or come in and carry you out.

Girlfriends, daughters, granddaughters, daughters-in-law, sisters, sisters-in-law, Mothers,Grandmothers, aunties, nieces, cousins, and extended family, all bless our life!

The world wouldn't be the same without women, and neither would I. When we began this adventure called womanhood, we had no idea of the incredible joys orsorrows that lay ahead. Nor did we know how much we would need each other.

Every day, we need each other still.

Some brilliant idea for your guys

191107 0830

As my daily exercises, as soon as I switch on my computer, I will go through my emails.

I am sure most of you guys heard about the possibilities that the petrol price will increase again. Well last week while having our breakfast, me and my colleague talk about what will happen if the oil price increase but our salary never increase (I am not working with the government you know..Lucky those government peeps). And this morning, as if somebody heard what we discussed and the possibilities will happen, I received this email showing exactly the things we've thought of:-

Just imagine what will happen if this really happen? LOL

OMG

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What to write?.....what to write..? alamak (OMG). I am a bit .. oh let me correct that, I am quite blur now... I have.. (I think) I have a lot in mind to write here but I just don't know where to begin and how to write. OMG...

Hey what should I do or in proper way how should I do the review as to earn $$ by blogging?..

Those who have earned "something" from blogging can you guys enlighten me a bit?

ok now I should start my meditation...

*think...think...think..........*

Another tag.....

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I've been tagged by Deanna

The Rules:

1. Link to your tagger and post these rules.


2. List eight (8) random facts about yourself.(where am I going to look for 8 people?)


3. Tag eight people at the end of your post and list their names (linking to them).


4. Let them know they’ve been tagged by leaving them a comment on their blogs.

Okey lets strat:-

1. I can easily get panic even on small thing and cry especially when others cry ("bogiad" dia bilang Kadazan)

2. Love shopping (tell me which women don't) but always have the word "no money" lingering in my head.

3. I am A Daydreamer.

4. Love to travel and even tought of being an event organizer but then again always think twice (again we are talking about $$ here)

5. Like Deanna, the 1st in a family of 6 and also don't like it. I always dream of having big brother and big sister. Alot of adventage you know.

6. Impetient ---> have been trying to change this attitude

"OMG what else to write?'"

7. A Gemini. Everywhere I go people always say "hey you look like...."

8. I am married to my childhood friend cum best friend. (never daydream about that before)

So who's the next 8 people?....Sorry guys I know some of you have received this tag before....

carol
Cindy
Triple D
Emily
Edgar --- ko kena lagi
Faye
Papajoneh
Shemah

I Kena Tag la...

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I promised to do this tag from Deanna
last night but darn my connection is soooo the very slow that I lost everything that I've typed. Hope I can still remember it so here we go:-

5 Things found in my Room

• CD player
• Wedding Picture
• Bottle of water
• TV
• Magazines (this one so that I can easily fall asleep)
• sure cannot list more than 5?

5 Things I always wanted to do

• Build my own dream house ( a must in my list now)
• Learn to play piano
• Shop without looking at the price tag
• Go back to Secondary school especially in form 3 (a lot of sweet memories kan Faye)
• Vacation to Bali and Australia (since I never travel out of Malaysia)

5 Things found in my bags
( You really don't want to know but since asked so here it is)

• My cheap lipstick and gloss
• Purse
• Coins Purse (since I don't like to have heavy purse with a lot of coins in it)
• Comb (a must when travelling)
• Keys (office's, drawer's, room's----- you just name it)

5 Things found in my wallet

• My IC (this one a MUST)
• All Credit Cards(actually only 2)
• My ATM Cards
• Picture of Hubby and youngest bro
• The most important thing "a bit" of money

5 Things I’m currently into

• Thinking of way to cope with office work with only one assistant
• Saving money to built my dream house
• Addicted to Facebook (who don't right?)
• Trying very and extra hard to become mummy
• Making myself happy

I want to tag edgar and Emily
(Hey you guys have to this you know)

Being creative

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Browsing through the net, I came across some of the creative and beautiful wedding invitation cards.

I've made my own wedding invitations as personal as it can be. I love making and creating things myself.Being someone who really not an artist, sometimes its difficult for me to express what I have in mind.

With the school holiday starting and end of the year approching, I am 101% sure most of you out there is getting married.Well school holiday and christmas coming, it can be considered as double celebration for those celebrating x'mas rite? so for those of you who have not think about what type of invitation card to print, why don't you go for "handmade" invitation card?. ya i know... I know.... you already have plenty in hand and have to make your own invitation card?.

Well I think making your own card maybe just for 100 pcs and the rest you can order from the printing shop (if the time does not permit).At least you got something to be proud of

Ok...ok... for those who are interested and still have time in their hand to make your own personalized wedding invitation cards, why don't you visit this site http://www.cardscreative.com/ or if you want to have a unique invitation card, why don't you visit these site http://www.creativeweddingcards.com/ , and http://www.americanwedlock.com/

It's Monday again... and again...

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Yes its Monday again.. and again.. and again.. like before, I will have this awful feeling for Monday. But since the time is ticking very fast and I need to finish up all the outstanding things to do before year end.... then NOW I really don't want Monday to end.

Arghhhh.!!!!

Don't you... ?

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........hate it when the person who never show his/her love and care towards you your whole life and now trying to get your attention and want you to take care of him/her?

........ hate it when the above person never love the person who you really love your whole life and even talk bad about him/her even when they are no more in this world?

....... hate it when that particular person couldn't careless about you before and now when he/she fell sick, will look for this "dirty creature" for care and love?

Yes.... yes.... I know, at Sunday school I teach those small children to forgive and forget. yes I know it is better to let bygone be bygone.... I've tried. It is a lie if I say I hate the person. Nope I don't hate him/her I just hate the way I was treated and how now I am the one who are suppose to be the good person. Paying bad things with good things.

Arghhhhhhh.....!!!!! just let it end!!!!.

I am glad

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Happy Depavali to all those who are celebrating the festival of light especially to Deana (I know you are in Seremban right now.) and family in-law.

I remember the first and last time I join this celebration 14 years ago in Kedah. I was selected as one of the participant for "Golden Bridge" programme together with art-faye. That was my first time eating the "original" Indian food. Sedap woooo. (biasa la jakun kan. Selalu makan pinasakan jak. ;p).

Okey enough of the food. Just remember last nite i watch this CSI Miami and yessssss!!!!! Eric Delco is still alive!!!!!!!!! but sadly he is not going to be the same Eric anymore. He sort of lost his memory. I feel like crying when all his friend really show that they care and do their very best to track down the culprit. Thumbs up to you guys. Lagi sad when he ask for his sister Marisol.*sob...sob..*.

okey enough of the teary eye. me need to start me work. o btw i am in the offie. believe it or not... what on Public Holiday?!!!.. believe it. XD

The 5 don't while sleeping

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1 DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH

Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity.Though small, but if you wear your watch to bedfor a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.

2 DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA

Scientists in America have discovered those thatwear bras for more than 12 hours havea higher risk of getting breast cancer.So go to bed without it.

3 DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE

Putting the phone beside your bed or anywherenear you is not encouraged.Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks,but please put the phone as far as possible.Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used.These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system.Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you, switch it off first.

4 DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP

People who sleep with make up might haveskin problems in the long run.Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to havedifficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring.You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep.

Lastly.....
5 DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' WIFE / HUSBAND

You may never wake up again.

" ingat tu..."

Is it.....

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...really true that women can't stop talking even when they are in the car untill they have to do this?

... What say you?

Agian again Kerana Kerina...?

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Emily & carol blogged about Kerana Kerina the Malaysian first online drama and they both make me curious to watch and judge it myself (Wah macam professional pulak.Lol)
*drum roll*

I love it. Funny and love the way they act. So the very natural.It's just that Marsha still look a bit "kaku" but anyways, It's a good start for her. You go gurl.

Can't wait for the next episode.

p/s also can't wait to watch the new "Amazing Race Asia". Although I know I can watch it through the net. Lol.

Wanna get extra..?

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saw this in Deana's blog.

Well how great if it's true right?. No? Yes? . Okey ...okey... don't think further.

Just try it and who knows like what Deana-e said, we might get $25 richer.

(100% copied from Deana-e.... Kena bayar royalti la ni kan Deana?) - just follow the following and wait....

1. Click the Icon

2. Sign Up

3. Receive your Bonus

4. Enjoy!

Hey!!! What r u waiting for???? just do it.... :p

Soalan Licik, Jawapan Cerdik

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I'm back... received this in my inbox today and tought of sharing it with everybody.

Seorang guru, Cikgu Murni (Umur: 22) menghadapi masalah dengan salah seorang muridnya (Abu).

Lalu guru ini bertanya kepada murid tersebut : "Apa sebenarnya masalah awak, Abu?"

Lalu Abu menjawab, "Saya terlalu cerdik untuk berada di darjah 4, kakak saya menduduki UPSR dan saya lebih cerdik dari dia, maka saya seharusnya berada di tempat yang sama juga!".

Cikgu Murni dah tak tertahan. Dia bawa Abu ke pejabat pengetua. Sementara Abu menunggu di ruang tamu, Cikgu Murni terangkan keadaan tersebut kepada pengetua. Pengetua mengatakan yang dia akan berikan ujian kepada Abu dan jika Abu gagal menjawab, maka Abu harus kekal di darjah 3 dan berkelakuan baik. Abu dibawa masuk ke pejabat Pengetua dan Cikgu Murni terangkan pada Abu dan Abu bersetuju untuk ambil ujian yang akan diberikan.

Pengetua: Apa 3 x 3?

Abu: 9

Pengetua: Apa 6 x 6?

Abu: 36

Pengetua terus bertanyakan soalan2 berdasarkan tahap pencapaian murid2 UPSR dan si Abu mampu menjawab tiap soalan yang diberikan. Lalu pengetua memandang Cikgu Murni dan berkata, "Saya rasa murid ini sepatutnya berada di darjah 6", Lalu Cikgu Murni berkata pada pengetua, "Saya ada soalan saya sendiri, boleh tak saya ajukan pada Abu?". Pengetua dan Abu bersetuju.

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang lembu ada 4 di badan, tapi saya cuma ada dua?

Abu: (berfikir) Kaki

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang ada di dalam seluar kamu tapi tidak pada seluar saya?

Abu: Saku

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang bermula dengan huruf "K" akhir dengan "A", ianya berbulu, berbentuk oval, nyaman dan mengandungi lapisan nipis keputihan?

Abu: Kelapa

Cikgu Murni: Apakah yang masuk keras dan berwarna "pink", bila keluar lembik dan melekit? Mata Pengetua terbuka luas dan sebelum sempat dia menahan, siAbu terus menjawab. Abu: Gula-gula getah (Bubblegum)

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang mereka lakukan, lelaki secara berdiri, wanita secara duduk dan anjing secara tiga kaki?

Mata Pengetua sekali lagi terbuka sangat2 luas dan sebelum dia sempat hendak menahan si Abu terus menjawab.

Abu: Bersalaman

Cikgu Murni: Baik, sekarang saya akan ajukan soalan berbentuk siapakah saya, okay?

Abu: Baik Cikgu

Cikgu Murni: Awak memasukkan batang kedalam saya. Awak ikat saya untuk saya berdiri. Saya kebasahan sebelum awak.

Pengetua kelihatan resah dengan soalan yang diajukan oleh Cikgu Murni.

Abu: Khemah

Cikgu Murni: Jari memasuki saya. Awak menggesel-gesel saya bila awak teringatkan saya. Lelaki idaman akan mendapat saya dulu.

Pengetua semakin resah dan tidak selesa. Lantas terus meneguk segelas Nescafe 3in1.

Abu: Cincin perkahwinan

Cikgu Murni: Saya ada bermacam-macam saiz. Bila saya sakit saya akan meleleh. Bila saya keluar, banyak tisu yang akan digunakan. Bila awak hembuskan saya, akan berasa lega.

Sekali lagi pengetua rasa amat resah dengan soalan yang di ajukan oleh Cikgu Murni dan ingin membantah, tapi si Abu mendahuluinya.

Abu: Hidung

Cikgu Murni: Saya batang yang keras. Hujungnya tajam. Saya akan datang dan masuk dengan lajunya.

Abu: Anak panah

Cikgu Murni: Sekarang saya akan ajukan soalan dalam Bahasa Inggeris, okay?

Abu: Okay

Cikgu Murni: What word starts with a 'F' and end in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

Abu: Firetruck

Cikgu Murni: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont get it you have to use your hand.

Abu: Fork

Cikgu Murni: What is it that all men have one of. It's longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they are married?

Abu: Surname

Cikgu Murni: What part of the man has no bones but has muscles, lots of veins and loves pumping?

Abu: Heart

Pengetua menghembuskan nafas kelegaan bila mendengar jawapan yang diberikan oleh si Abu, lantas berkata "Baik hantar murid ini ke Universiti Malaya; jawapan yang saya fikirkan semuanya salah".

P/s: Jika jawapan anda semua salah, anda adalah sama spesies dengan pengetua yang mempunyai pemikiran kuning.....hehehe

All Souls Day

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Here I am again. Haven't started my work yet (Edgar don't tell anybody. lol). After posting about All Saints Day which was yesterday, it is unfair if I don't post about The All Souls Day right. (But I still can't figure it out as to why the day for all saint's vigil was called halloween) So here I am again sharing with you guys a bit of infor on the said celebration (can it be called celebration?):-

All Souls DayAll Soul's Day (sometimes called the "Day of the Dead") is always November 2 (November 3rd if the 2nd falls on a Sunday).

All Soul's Day is a Roman Catholic day of remembrance for friends and loved ones who have passed away. This comes from the ancient Pagan Festival of the Dead, which celebrated the Pagan belief that the souls of the dead would return for a meal with the family. Candles in the window would guide the souls back home, and another place was set at the table. Children would come through the village, asking for food to be offered symbolically to the dead, then donated to feed the hungry.

The day purposely follows All Saint's Day in order to shift the focus from those in heaven to those in purgatory. It is celebrated with masses and festivities in honor of the dead. While the Feast of All Saints is a day to remember the glories of Heaven and those there, the Feast of All Souls reminds us of our obligations to live holy lives and that there will be purification of the souls of those destined for Heaven.

The Christian holiday of All Soul's Day pays respect and remembers the souls of all friends and loved ones who have died and gone to heaven. The living pray on behalf of Christians who are in purgatory, the state in the afterlife where souls are purified before proceeding to heaven. Souls in purgatory, who are members of the church just like living Christians, must suffer so that they can be purged of their sins. It is a time to pray for their souls that they may be received into heaven.

Upon death, it is believed that souls have not yet been cleansed of sin. Praying for souls of loved ones helps to remove the stain of sin, and allow the souls to enter the pearly gates of heaven. Through prayer and good works, living members of the church may help their departed friends and family. There are three Requiem Masses that are said by the clergy to assist the souls from Purgatory to Heaven: one for the celebrant, one for the departed, and one for the pope.

The traditions of the Feast of All Souls began independently of the Feast of All Saints. The Feast of All Souls owes its beginning to seventh century monks who decided to offer the mass on the day after Pentecost for their deceased community members. In the late tenth century, the Benedictine monastery in Cluny chose to move their mass for their dead to November 2, the day after the Feast of all Saints. This custom spread and in the thirteenth century, Rome put the feast on the calendar of the entire Church. The date remained November 2 so that all in the Communion of the Saints might be celebrated together.

Many customs are associated with The Day of the Dead celebration. In the home an altar is made with an offering of food upon it. It is believed that the dead partake of the food in spirit and the living eat it later. The ofrendas (offerings) are beautifully arranged with flowers such as marigolds (zempasuchitl), which are the traditional flower of the dead. There is a candle placed for each dead soul, and they are adorned in some manner. Incense is also often used, and mementos, photos, and other remembrances of the dead also adorn the ofrenda.

It is also traditional in some areas to see the play Don Juan Tenorio. Paper mache and sugar skulls are popular, as are cardboard coffins from which a skeleton can be made to jump out. Special masks are also worn, allowing a person to achieve a facial expression for which they feel they are inadequate to achieve.

Traditional Catholics still honor customs related to the relief of the souls suffering in purgatory. One custom is for persons to pray six Our Fathers, Hail Mary's and Glory Be's for the intentions of the Pope in a church, and thereby, receive a plenary indulgence for a soul in purgatory. This action may be repeated for another soul, by leaving the church and re-entering it to repeat the prayers.

All Soul's Day lives on today, particularly in Mexico, where All Hallows' Eve, All Saint's Day and All Soul's Day are collectively observed as "Los Dias de los Muertos" (The Days of the Dead). First and foremost, the Days of the Dead is a time when families fondly remember the deceased. But it is also a time marked by festivities, including spectacular parades of skeletons and ghouls. In one notable tradition, revelers lead a mock funeral procession with a live person inside a coffin.

(This article was adopted from http://all-souls-day.123holiday.net/ )

All Saints Day

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1st November marked the day for all the Saints. I google through this web site ( www3.kumc.edu/diversity/ethnic) and got the slight idea on it. (Not that I don't know what All Saints Days mean my whole life). Here what it says ;-

All Saints' Day is a Christian holy day observed by many Western churches on November 1 and by Eastern churches on the first Sunday after Pentecost. The day now honors all saints of the church, even those not known by name.
The first All Saints' Day occurred on May 13, 609 (C.E.) when Pope Boniface IV accepted the Pantheon as a gift from the Emperor Phocas. Boniface dedicated it as the Church of Santa Maria Rotonda in honor of the Blessed Virgin and all martyrs. During Pope Gregory III's reign (731-741), the festival was expanded to include all saints and a chapel in St. Peter's church was dedicated accordingly. Pope Gregory IV officially designated the day in 837.
Roman Catholics are required to attend Mass and to "refrain from unnecessary servile work"¹ on this day.

And there's one site said that "The vigil of this feast is popularly called "Hallowe'en" or "Halloween". That only now I know (kesian o kan)

What Kind of food are you..?

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Read tru papaj's blog and stumble across this quiz. Feel like trying it and walla this is me as predicted by the "wizard"....

Can't help thinking that why I can't run away from being label as Chinese. Everywhere I go, people will start talking to me in Mandarin until I have to say "wow.. sorry tidak paham woooo..". Is it because I have "Sepet" eyes?..

Anyway, I am Chinese Food.

You Are Chinese Food

Exotic yet ordinary.People think they've had enough of you, but they're back for more in an hour.

wanna try? check out the site.