Live Update..

..Wow... since when did I last update my blog?.. I am again in a state of what people say "writer's blocked" (perasan write pulak saya ni). Well I've got nothing interesting to update which bring me to think the main purpose of this blog. I only have one blog to maintain any I found it difficult to fulfill the responsibility. How about you guys who have More than one blog?.

What actually I have in mind now is .."go vacation...go vacation..". (Balik2 juga kau cakap benda ni.cakap saja tapi tidak pernah pigi pun). Where to go? I have Kuching in mind and Langkawai as well (Just being a good Malaysian. Go local :)). Actually I've been to Kuching last year but for only 3 days 2 night journey and with a very tight schedule. Didn't really have time to enjoy the "ME" time there so I want to make it possible this time to go and visit all the places that Che'gu Carol mentioned in her blog.

Keep finger crossed that I'll go this year. (yes I know Airasia is offering 1M free seat.)

Congatulations..

.... to Ms.Juliet of What's Hot on her Graduation yesterday. No picture uploaded here but I am 100% sure that you will boost about it in your blog and I am giving you way for that (Don't want to seatl you light there which I know I will if I do so. hahahaha) .

So I am giving you this as your graduation gift. Enjoy.

I know..I know... you are going to say o how kind of you... please don't mention it. *lol*

Help needed here

.......What is your first expression when you saw this picture? For me, I’ll say “How I wish I can take beautiful pictures like this.” Yes I love looking and taking scenery pictures especially picture of waterfall, flowers and sunset. I have been dreaming of getting a gadget which can help me to capture beautiful pictures.

My friends said that its not about having an expensive gadget, but the angel you took the picture. Anybody have any idea on the remark?.

I also need to have Camcorder. Well sometimes having this gadget more or less help you in keeping all the memories in your life right.

So guys, those of you who have any comment on this issue, please give me some idea.

p/s I am also on a very tight budget. Say RM3K for both? (crazy right)

The Breakaway part 2

.. On the second day of our breakaway, we start as early as 7.00 am where we had breakfast at the hotel and move to the next visiting place at about 8.00 am. Have to go though two sets of Immigration check. The local one is not that long and difficult but the second one we spent nearly half an hour waiting for our turn.

So where is this next destination for our breakaway? I know most of you must know this place.

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Guess it right? Yes we went to Singapore for a half day shopping trip. Hubby and yours truly was hopping for a site seeing trip but we were out numbered by those who want to go for shopping.

(pssst..ignore the fat toe)

We were dropped at this place and we went our own way looking for what we are looking for. Hubby and me walk a long the street hopping to find a beautiful place but being a so called "tourist", we don't dare to go further (takut sesat tidak dapat balik Sabah bah). So what we do, we walk, went in all the shopping complexes that we found (for the air-condition that is and also to look for place to sit), do some souvenir shopping at Lucky Plaza (The only place we spend our Sing Dollar), took picture (which you can see most of it in my facebook) and that's it. Not a very interesting journey eh but at least I can boost that I've been to Singapore. *clap..clap..*

(One of the shopping complex we don't dare to make a purchase)

(me resting)

Went back to JB at about 3.00 pm with a long queue at the Singapore Immigration (according to the tourist guide, it is a normal phenomena there) and again almost half an hour at the check out counter. Gosh I don't dream to work in Singapore and stay in JB if I have to go through this everyday.

We had our dinner here and went for a walk and some shopping at the shopping complex inside this place called The Zone (a free duty shopping complex in JB).

The following day, we went for the Sunday Mass at this Church, an old but beautiful Church.

Went for a short shopping at Kotaraya and start packing for our Journey home. Indeed this is a short Breakaway but I really enjoyed it and looking forward for the next trip. They said I am already qualified for next year’s trip; it is a matter of getting a higher reward. Keep fingered crossed.

(The Sabahan Delegates)

The Breakaway part 1

Che'gu Carol remind me about my short breakaway which I was suppose to blog last week. A very exhausting and yet enjoying trip I might say. I really didn’t think of anything apart from eat, shopping and the most important thing ENJOY.

The breakaway is actually 10% work and 90% leisure. It is the annual agency conference for all who qualified. Where did we go? Well not as what I’ve expected but still I never been to this part of Malaysia. The journey start as early as 4.15am where I woke up, took my shower, woke up hubby, prepare ourselves and head to the airport where we need to be there at 05.00 am. Our flight took off at 06.05 am and reach KLIA at about 08.25am (why so detail girl?).. ok I am sure most of you start yawning. Sooowieee.. (just want to met the 360 word requirement – remember SPM? *wink)

A very bumpy journey to the end destination. Hubby said “ni kapal langgar tu Superman. Sebab tu dia marah terus goncang ni kapal.” (This plane hit the Superman so he shake the plane).. yaaahhh very funny. Luckly I didn’t vomit or else malu I.

So where is this end destination?
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It was Johor Baharu. And we stayed here. (cheeehhh)

view of Johor Baharu Town from our room

Half day convention on the first day and we have our dinner here:-


And I got the “Smart Partnership” award..*clap..clap* Not a very encouraging performance though.

(aduh gemuknya saya)

ok that's it for the 1st day. Will blog agin about the 2nd day ya. Thanks for spending your time here.

August Babies

A big shout out to all August babies especially to Ms. Nessa and Ms. Mimi Ahmad.

Wish you all the blessing you can get in this world.

Salesman o salesman

Salesman : Miss beli la. Kalau di kedai kena jual RM79.90 tapi kami offer untuk hari ni saja RM19.90. Beli 20 percuma 1 Miss..

...No I am not referring to those salesman who have these tag line every time they want to sale something to you.

I am actually referring to the flu that I am having right now (well it's actually trying to attack me). It had been a while since I last 'attacked' by this flu bug. This morning alone I have been sneezing for about 50 times. ok I've been exaggerating, its actually half of it. My nose feels itchy and I feel cold and sleepy. A good excuses not to do my work eh.

Well frankly I've skip my multi-vit intake for few weeks and this what happen. Think I really need to do some exercises. Guess this afternoon the sport shoe will be dusted and will start to smile again.

Are you fit?

Its Monday and I am not as fresh as I was suppose to be after having my weekend. I am hungry, drain and exhausted from I don't know what. I was suppose to blog about my so called short breakaway since last week but I still don' have time to do so or I think it's fair to say I can't seems to push myself to do so.



I always feel sleepy lately. Is the age catching up on me already? Talk to hubby about this and he said that I am lack of exercises. Which is true actually. I have skip my weekly routine of badminton and brisk walking for over four months now. I think I need to do something on the exercises part.



Ok (with a renewed and refresh mood), I will start doing it this coming weekend.*evil laugh* will I actually do it? ermmmmm.... have to ask hubby to force me.



Till then, have to cope with the lazy me.

Special delivery

Laughter the best....

I know..I know... I haven't been posting my original or should I say my personal touch here.. Been running out of idea and been busy counting days.. and Today I am going to feed you with yet another jokes. Well at least I am helping you guys to crack a smile especially at this point of time where the $$ portion in our bank account is getting smaller and smaller.

First of all, this is only a joke.No offence to anyone ya. Enjoy the joke.

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor, a Singh,
came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. He opened it,
looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into his house.
A little later he came out of his house again, looking nervous, went
to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again.
Angrily, back into the house he went. As the man was getting ready to
edge the lawn, here our Singh came again,looking very heated up. He
marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever.
Puzzled by his actions, the man asked him,"Is something wrong?"
To which the ferocious Singh replied, " There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!"
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One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America . A lady came
asked him, "Are you relaxing?" Singh answered, " No, I am Banta Singh."
Another guy came and asked him the same question. Singh answered, "No No Me Banta Singh!"
Third one came and asked him the same question again. Singh was
totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?"
The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."
The Singh slapped him on his face and said, Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!"
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A Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T"
2. How many seconds are in a year?

The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds> in a year?"
The Singh replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc..."
Saint Peter lets him in without another word. =====================================
Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet: "What are you searching for?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying 'You are watching the Star World channel'. How does he know that?" ======================================
Having lost his donkey a Singh, got down to his knees and started thanking God.
A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"
The Singh replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too." ====================================
Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, " it says here, 'Answer the following questions in brief' .." ================================================
Two Singhs were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like hell. So the other asked, "Why are you crying?"
The first one replied, "I came here for blood test"
Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid ? "
First one replied, " No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger"
Hearing this the second one started crying.
The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?"
The other replied, "I have come for my urine test." =======================================
A Singh goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks him, "Mr. Singh, what are you doing?"
To this the man replies,"Oye, see the board here, " Wash Basin "."
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A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'
The priest said , 'What do you mean, almost?'
The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'
The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.'
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'
The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'
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There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'
The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'
The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.'
The priest thought long and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and drink the juice.'
The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'
The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'
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A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.
His eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're beautiful.'
Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side.
A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're cute.'
The wife was disappointed because instead of 'beautiful,' it was now 'cute.'
She asked,'What happened to beautiful?'
The man replied, 'The drugs are wearing off.'
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Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?'
Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church.
But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.'
Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya 'think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?'
Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?'
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An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'
Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
Man: 'What sins?'
Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'
Man: 'I'm 92 years old. I'm telling everybody.'

Killing English....

It had been a very tiring but fun weekend for me so to refresh me up and everybody who have fully utilised their weekend, here is something to help you freshen up.


Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? "

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Class teacher once said :" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
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once hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."
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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
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dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
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teacher in a furious mood...write down ur name and father of ur name!!
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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
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My manager started like this"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
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"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"
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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us..."My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"
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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.."I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
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Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.."Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"