To refresh me

Something to refresh me and those who just woke up after thier afternoon nap (pssst... I don't ususally take afternoon nap but m so tired)

If you yelled for 8 years,

7 months and 6 days you

would have produced

enough sound energy to

heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently

for 6 years and 9 months,

enough gas is produced to

create the energy of an

atomic bomb..

(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates

enough pressure when it

pumps out to the body to

squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine

days without its head before

it starves to death.

(Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall

uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate

while its head is attached to its body.

The female initiates sex by ripping the

male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the. ..?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its

body length. It's like a human

jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine

years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only

species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's

time for you to continue work or go to

the wash room and wash your face!!!

(and God love that pig!)