Doctor's Last Word

A 20 year old pretty, sexy and sensual girl went to see a psychiatrist.
"Doctor, I'm so angry at my boyfriend that I must call him Bastard. I feel that he's gone too far, and he deserves it."
"Hmm? Such a word is strong and rude. But maybe you have your own reasons. Tell me about it so that I can help you."
"Yes, thank you, Doctor. There was one night...we parked our car beside the beach and we were alone... and... he held my hand..."
"Did he hold your hand like this?"
"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're holding it now"
"If it's only this, he doesn't deserve to be called Bastard. It means he doesn't want to be separated from you."
"Then, he leaned his body towards me... and hugged me..."
"Like this?"
"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're doing."
"It's not a Bastard. It means he wanna stay forever by your side"
"Then he kissed me..."
"Like this?"
"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're kissing me."
"If its only a kiss like this, seriously you can't call him Bastard. It means he adores you."
"Then he put his hands inside my clothes and touched my boobs, Doc..."
"Like this?"
"Yes, Doctor... exactly like that"
"It's not behavior of a bastard. It means he wants to protect you."
"Then he tookoff all my clothes... slowly... "
"Did you resist?"
"No. I let him do it, coz I love him..."
"Did he take off your clothes like this?"
"Yes, Doctor. Until I'm completely naked like now......"
"He still doesn't deserve to be called Bastard, because it means he wanna learn about your body completely."
"Then he kissed me and put his.... inside me and had sex with me..."
"Did he do it just like what we do?"
"Yes, Doctor. Exactly the same"
"You still can't call him Bastard. It means he needs you."
"But the he told me that he has AIDS"
All the staff and patients outside heard the doctor screaming,.....
"BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRD!".

Ahahahaha * laugh..laugh..LOL* Padan muka!!!!!!!!!!!

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It's monday and it is the most unproductive day for me after the long holiday and yeah... blame it to the rain.I am just not in the mood to do my pailed up work plus the auditor is coming REALLY SOON. Omg...

Oh and guess what... I have no idea what so ever what to write in my Dear Diary. What more the rain make me hungry. I carve for bun especially the chicken floss bun.. OMG...It was suppose to be 5 week fasting for all the Catholic and here I am feeling hungry all the time.... rain... rain.. go away... come back tonight so that I have a wonderful sleep..

Celebration time

Something for those born in year of Rat.

(copy write from http://chinese.astrology.com/)

After two, Fire years life may seem calmer during this Earth year. That could be deceptive, however, as the Rat never stops moving, especially when it comes to mental activity.
Unfortunately Earth has a destructive relationship with the Rat's fixed element, Water. This is not disastrous, but it does mean people should not rely too much on luck this year.
On the other hand the combination of Earth and Rat is extremely positive when it comes to achieving results. The Rat tends to take a lot of risks, while Earth is associated with practicality and stability. This creates balance and can lead to good profits, increased productivity and all sorts of accomplishments. And, under Earth's influence there could be fewer scandals than in other, Rat years.

The Rat is the first sign of the Chinese zodiac and signifies new beginnings. This year is thus an appropriate time to start new ventures, especially groundbreakings. This includes new ideas, directions, and ways of doing things. It is a time to experiment and put plans into action, as there will be plenty of opportunities to achieve success. Something to consider is that which is begun now is likely to have long term consequences, so choose wisely to enrich your life.

Interestingly this is an equally good time for thinking and all kinds of intellectual endeavors. Planning, scholarship and research, for example, are favorable activities. It is also an auspicious time for the arts; although, under Earth's influence, applied arts such as design and graphics may do best.

Earth favors those who are tied to the land, do a lot of routine work, deal with practical matters, or perform work of a spiritual nature. Looking at the characteristics of both Earth and Rat it could be a very good year for those with careers in business, construction, engineering, academia, planning and the clergy.

There is likely to be a focus on career and self improvement this year to the detriment of family. People thus need to be attentive and creative so that this area does not suffer. It is, however, a relatively good time to begin a new romance. Those in a relationship may want to consider raising it to the next level, to include marriage.

Since this is an Earth year those people born in a Metal year will generally fare better than others of their animal sign, while those born in a Water year are likely to do worse than those born in Wood, Fire, and Earth years.

Health issues vary not only by sign but by each individual. Your best bet is to visit a Chinese doctor to have your balances checked and get some advice for the coming year. It is an Earth year, so one thing we can say in general is to get enough exercise and be on the alert for unwanted weight gains. Inactivity could lead to problems.

The year 2008 will be a year of possibilities, a time of progress; although, it may not generally be spectacular. Those who take the biggest risks could be disappointed. Everyone should, nevertheless, add something new to their life.

So what's next after rat? Next year Mr. Ox will come and pay us a visit for a year.

Wishing all our Chienese friends

Gong Xi Fa Chai and have a wonderful year ahead

Funny yet memoriable

4th of February 2008 is our 2nd year wedding anniversary. Last year we sort of celebrate it with my uncle’s wedding. Well my uncle’s wedding is on the 3rd of February which is DH’s birthday and we sort of celebrate the anniversary together with the birthday celebration. Not a grand one. Just cake blowing and a round of congratulations from relatives who attended the wedding. That was last year’s celebration. The 1st year anniversary. Oh not forgetting the sister-in-law treat us for dinner. Thanks.

This year, jeng…jeng..jeng… both of us DH and me went for a dinner. As we drove out form the house, we start thinking where to go? DH said just drive and we’ll see where we end up….. and guest where we went…. We went to celebrate our 2nd year anniversary at Kentucky Fried Chicken or better known as KFC… * LOL*… what a nice place huh?..

Well both DH and I does not fancy expensive food (AT THIS MOMENT). You see, we are trying to save every bit of our income for our future house (soon… very..very soon) and DH is the kind that does not fancy going to those casual places… Well forget about those classy celebration, we do have fun. We talk and talk and talk (as if we talk less on any other day…) and we are sort of one of the last customer leaving the premises.(the waiter already start packing things. *laugh..laugh*)
(Picture curtesy of Juliet's What's Hot )

I just can’t wait for next year’s anniversary. Wonder where our wild brain will bring us. LOL

P/s : Thanks to Ms. Juliet of What's Hot. Nicely done a the picture. Next year lagi. Hehehe

Don't Forget to refer me

I've sign up for so many money making advertisement already and yes mney is coming in but it is just ain't enough for me. Being the greedy me I suppose, so I sign up for this another "boss".

GrabMyAds is suitable for all of us especially those new bloggers. Hey as soon as is sign up, I've already given RM10 as a registration bonus!!!! Isn't is great?!!!! I can buy petrol with it. LOL. What so good about this new "boss" of mine? Well as one thing good about it is, as soon as I registered with "him", he immediately approve me. I don't have to wait for few days to get the approval. Waw again! That's great.

Attention to all the new bloggers and small bloggers (like me), this "boss" does not need us to have big traffic. In other words No Traffic Qualification is required to be approved. Another waw for that.

Pssst..pssssttt... you also will be paid if your fellow blogger join in GrabMyAds and put you as the refferal. So if you decide to join, don't forget to put me as your refferal ya. pleeeeessssss.... LOL

Tagged... Again.. LOL

Hey there. Wondering where I went after my 100th post yah. LOL. Yours truly is just buzy wondering what’s best to write in her Dear Diary. Being blank so I decided to do this tag.

Osindak tagged me and here goes:

Rule #1

Copy all the links below and replace a single link under the appropriate alphabet. If your domain name, or even the title of your blog, starts with an "A," you'd replace the link under that alphabet and put the replaced link at the bottom. Also, don't forget to credit the tagger, or where you got the list from, at the end of the list with a full URL of the post so that a pingback gets generated.

1. A. acowboyswife.com
2. B. bloggingcents.com
3. C. chocmintgirl.blogspot.com
4. D. delusionsofgrandeur.com
5. E. enjoyingtheride-jenn.blogspot.com
6. F. forumfinder.net
7. G. gotic-peach.net
8. H. hannie-daily.blogspot.com
9. I. ipentimento.com
10. J. jtuining.blogspot.com
11. K. kabalyero.com
12. L. ladylike4.com
13. M. michaelpark.net
14. N. notjustmama.net
15. O. osindak.blog.com
16. P. patrickdevivo.com
17. Q. queenaudy.blogspot.com
18. R. ratusyura.blogspot.com
19. S. Shirleysdelight.com
20. T. thinking-outloud.com
21. U. utada-online.net
22. V. valmg.com
23. W. wickedbabylon.com
24. X. xaviermedia.com
25. Y. yimto.com
26. Z. zbudapest.com

Replaced link: http://qweddings.com/
Previous tagger: http://osindak.blog.com/

Rule #2

You now have to "tag" at least five people and encourage them to participate so that this thing spreads like a virus. Remember, though, that not everyone's into these kinds of things, so don't be upset if they don't participate. Just simply replace your tag. Remember to tag blogs only and no pornographic ones as we do want to keep the integrity as a blogging community.

TIP: Tag your frequent Entre Card droppers via its messaging system.
Well, I am not going to do this. Sorry for breaking the rule. Because everyone seems to have done it that’s why.

Rule #3

Just like any other "meme" out there, ask a question for your taggees to answer along with your own answer to your previous question. This is optional. (note: There wasn't any question when I got this tag, though)->Osindak and same here

The Grand 100th Post

A short entry for the “grand” celebration.

Yeah!!!! Finally the grand 100th post and it was in February…..The most meaning full month of the year for me (Apart from the month that I was born lah. LOL). *laugh..laugh* Why did I say that?.. Well DH’s Birthday is in February and I got married to this wonderful man in the month of February.

I just want to thank all my new found friend in this blogging world and to the Almighty for giving me the chance to now all this wonderful people and for all the opportunities given. My dear friend, thanks for the support and the assistance given to this new blogger.

“Something to ponder about”